[Ordinary statement goes here]

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There seems to be an expansion of matter.

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Economists are expecting a growing trend.

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There are many solutions to the economic crash.

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I think I'm forming a bubble economy.

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Seems to be snowing today.

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I am a jewish settler and this looks like a great place to colonize

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I am a professional wrestler.

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Sometimes I miss the good old days.

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I can't really think of anything.

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I need a workout.

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I'm severely overweight.

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It looks like a white christmas

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There's a minor rip.

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Apparently I'm not supposed to do that...

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I made a mistake.

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Our correspondent in the Middle East will tell us the rest of this fascinating and heartbreaking story.

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オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラアアアアアアアアアアアア！

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you so jelly you jam

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The final exams well be held on the first of the next month. Please bring a sharpened number two pencil and a smile.

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There are places I remember
In my pants, though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain

All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends
I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my pants I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my pants I love you more

>>23
That was beautiful.

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Here's Noseybonk, pottering around...

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I am very excited.

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IT HURTS SO BAD!

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I have a penis.

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There's never been a more humid climate

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I Like trains

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BEES

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>>33

That must be incredibly painful.

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HORSES

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Yup, that thing looks pretty fucking hard...

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That's what she said.

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I like my coffee with cream.

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I love my little sister.

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me and you both

Fuck off.

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I have RedCream.

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I have genitilia fungi.

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i have my pants

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We need to keep this thread flowing.

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Shut the Fuck up...

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>>45
pantsception

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I am flowing~~~~~~~~~~

Barotu esuta meruto.

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I just got off of work

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Aishiteru

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